Monday, September 18, 2017

Requiem Of The Brain: Long Live Bobby Heenan



What's happening folks? Once again, we, as the wrestling community (wrestlers and fans alike) are in mourning.  On the afternoon of Sunday, September 17th, WWE Hall Of Famer Bobby "The Brain" Heenan passed away after years of declining health, including a bout with lung cancer.  He was 73 years old.  Over the past three years, we've endured such heartbreaking losses in the sport.  We lost The Ultimate Warrior in 2014, Dusty Rhodes and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in 2015, and now the legendary "Brain".  Quite frankly, this hurts every bit as much as the ones aforementioned.  The contributions he gave to the business are practically unparalleled.  He was stellar in every way.  From a manager to a color commentator to an all-out entertainer, none could hold a candle to the all-around package.  Even in the few times you would actually see him wrestle, he was one of the greatest sellers and bump-takers you would ever observe.

His career first really started to flourish as a manager in Verne Gagne's AWA, where he would manage the careers of the likes of Nick Bockwinklel, Ray "The Crippler" Stevens, and Jack Lanza of The Blackjacks.  However, it was when he went to the WWE (then WWF) where he became a true star.  Known for managing the most successful group of wrestlers known to this day, he had a stable known as The Heenan Family.  The group consisted of people such as Big John Studd, Ken Patera, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, The Red Rooster, and Andre The Giant.  He has managed more Hall Of Famers than anyone, and that says a lot.

He was a heel's heel.  There had been reports that someone, at an arena show in the seventies, a patron had attempted to literally murder Heenan in 1975 during a match between Bockwinkle and Verne Gagne in Chicago.  He really knew how to get a crowd amped up and in near riots in his early days alone, much less later in his peak years.  Many longtime fans (think late seventies/early eighties) will remember him in "Weasel Suit" matches against Verne Gagne's son, Greg Gagne, a concept he would continue in WWE against The Ultimate Warrior in '88.  This brought along excessive comedy spots and put him as not only a hated manager, but also one that wasn't afraid to make fun of himself for the entertainment of the business and for the people.

When he ended his longtime run as the greatest manager in the business, he transitioned to the commentators table to call matches alongside Vince McMahon at first, however, it was his on-screen connection to WWE Hall Of Famer, the late Gorilla Monsoon, that took his career to yet another level.  The back-and-forth wit between the two was nothing short of magical.  The chemistry between the two is unlike anything else quite like it to this day.  The two would host Prime Time Wrestling, but also Wrestling Challenge and many pay-per-views together, including Wrestlemania VIII and Royal Rumble '92.  Compared to wrestling's version of Laurel & Hardy, they have often been referred to as the greatest broadcasting team in wrestling history.

When his WWE run ended, he went to WCW, where he would bring his form of razor sharp wit, humor, and insight to the promotion.  However, one could tell he wasn't the same "Brain", as something was missing from him. When former broadcast partner and friend Monsoon died, he publicly acknowledge him with tears in his eyes and narrowly avoided completely breaking down on a live Nitro.  It had been said his time in WCW was miserable, and his issues with Tony Schiavone behind-the-scenes didn't help matters much.  When he left the company in 2000, his love of the game never left him, and would still get involved in various wrestling-related projects.  In 2004, he was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame with overwhelming acclaim.

He was very much a part of my personal childhood and adolescence, as he was arguably the funniest heel I had ever seen.  He was a master of the microphone and knew how to really sell a match to anyone that had watched.  While nobody  could overlook or deny how much his health had been declining, as it was becoming more and more physically evident the more we would see him, it never stopped his fire of entertaining people and loving the business.  While we've seen many excellent managers along the way such as Paul Heyman, Jim Cornette, and Paul Bearer, but best believe, there will never be another Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.  We will forever love and miss this folk hero of an entertainer.  All prayers and respect go out to Heenan's family (his real family), friends, and colleagues.  Us "humanoids" are so glad we got the chance to witness the absolute brilliance of "The Weasel".




Sunday, September 10, 2017

Best Events of Summer 2017



What's going on everybody?!  What a summer we have had this year in professional wrestling.  This year has been simply on fire with multiple critically acclaimed matches and super-exciting action, maybe even more so than in recent summer memory.  From the unforgettable G1 Climax 27 to the sizzling NXT Takeover Brooklyn show, there has been no excuse to not be an avid wrestling fan this summer or to say that everything has been bland.  There was something for everybody this summer.  With that being said, let's get into the five biggest events this summer.



Combat Zone Wrestling's event, Once In A Lifetime was centered around a deathmatch dream match between modern-day death match champion, and franchise player, Matt Tremont and Japanese deathmatch innovator, Atsushi Onita.  Onita has been in the business for forty years and has been regarded as the godfather of the death match scene.  The much younger challenger to the throne of deathmatch icon, "The Bulldozer" has spilled blood in various deathmatch tournaments all over the nation.  However, the rest of the evening wasn't bad at all either.  The best match of the night was clearly the excellent match between "Bad Boy" Joey Janela and newly signed NXT prospect, Leo Rush, in the conclusion to their incredible rivalry.  If you're not overwhelmingly familiar with CZW, peep them out when possible, especially this event.

The quickly evolving WhatCulture Pro Wrestling, based out of the UK, delivered an internationally based tournament called the World Cup that actually started as far back as the spring.  However, it was the quarterfinals, semis, and the finals that really made this tournament quite the watch.  Talent such as Will Ospreay, Ricochet, Jay Lethal, Mike Bailey, and even the legendary Rey Mysterio Jr. showed up and there were a multitude of incredible matches.  The finals between Ospreay and ROH TV Champion/IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion KUSHIDA was one of the year's finest matches, and rivaled their unbelievable BOSJ Finals match from last year.  WCPW is quickly growing in acclaim and this could very well be their meal ticket to keep propelling to the next level.



If there was one WWE event that belongs on this list, hands-down it would be the third edition of NXT Takeover: Brooklyn.  While Summerslam was overall a dud of an event, NXT presented, arguably, their best event all year with Takeover Brooklyn III.  From start to finish, the evening was intense and was a virtual no-miss.  From the epic Ember Moon/Asuka match to the hard-hitting Itami/Aleister Black match and the decent main event, this event was the clear highlight of the weekend, and once again showed the main roster who's superior.



PWG is arguably the most invigorating indie promotion in the nation.  While they always deliver fairly great product, usually it culminates in their Best Of Los Angeles (BOLA) tournaments, and from what has been said, this may have been the best one yet.  Many, including revered and at times controversial journalist Dave Meltzer, have stated that this year's BOLA tournament was monumental and had plenty of five star matches.  Personally, I didn't think they could get much better than last year's, which hosted the greatest six man tag match in modern history with Ricochet/Sydal/Ospreay vs. The Bucks/Cole, it's possible this has eclipsed last years.  When the DVD/Blu-Ray becomes available to the public, this will get personally viewed, but you can't really go wrong when people in attendance said that this changed their lives as wrestling fans.  Go figure.



As usual, NJPW delivers all the goods with the twenty-seventh year of the G1 Climax tournament.  The nearly three week long tournament was a huge critical success and had very rare missteps.  While veterans such as Kojima and Nagata were winding down their time in the tournament, upcoming stars such as Juice Robinson and Takahashi used this tournament to further elevate their statuses within the company.  First timers such as Toma Tonga and Zach Sabre Jr. did well, but ultimately the closing weekend saw three of the best wrestling matches, not just of the year, but within the decade, especially the third match between Okada and Omega in their already historic rivalry.  Naito defeated Omega in a match that easily could've rivaled any of the Omega/Okada matches to become a two-time winner, but overall the tournament owned the summer and nothing anyone else delivered could match the overall entertainment and shear athletic showmanship of New Japan's annual tournament, which once again showed why they're legitimately the best promotion in the world.

Honorable Mentions

ROH Best In The World '17
WWE Mae Young Classic
NOAH Summer Navigation '17
CZW Tournament Of Death '17
CZW Down With The Sickness '17

These events, and more, made you believe that wrestling was definitely alive and well.  As summer 2017 comes to a close, the year is still not over yet, and one can only imagine how much more special moments we'll see this year.  If there were other events that you felt should've been included, please feel free to reveal them (no I do not count Summerslam).  Otherwise, if you haven't viewed these events, find a way, if possible, in regards to PWG BOLA '17, to view them.  There will be no regrets once you do.  Until next time!